Live, from Xbox! It's cool, it's fun and it's onli

SeattlePI | at | by Mike

I must confess that after playing the motorcycle racing video game "MotoGP" via Microsoft's new online game service, after finishing dead last (16th place four times in a row), and after listening to the guy in first place tout his racing prowess with all the humility of P. Diddy ("Suckaaaaaz!"), I did fantasize about shoving my game controller up his . . . nose . . .

"I win! I win! I win! Oooooh yeah, I WIN!"

. . . sideways.